Tuesday, January 24, 2006

luv and prognosticating...

Your Heart Is Green

Love completes you, but that doesn't mean you seek it out.

When love comes your way, you integrate it peacefully into the rest of you life.

Your flirting style: Laid back

Your lucky first date: Walking around aimlessly and talking

Your dream lover: Is both enthusiastic and calm

What you bring to relationships: Balance


i haven't prognosticated lately (who has, eh?). so, here it goes...

there will be an election soon perhaps before xmas 2006. to tell you the truth, it will depend on when the liberals select their new leader and what the polls are like in quebec. after all this, if it looks good for the liberals, count on them forcing the election... so, to them sumbitch neo-cons watch yo backs.

the ndp will not be able to work with the neo-cons. it's like poking a box-like shape into a round hole or something like that...

the candidates for new liberal leader will include: stephane dion, ken dryden, the harvard prof-guy, and frank mckenna. all french canadian candidates have a chance (according to the rotation of liberal leaders alternating between french and english). but, i hope its mckenna. i like that guy.

jack layton will go to hell (eventually). i will be joining him there (eventually).

the pittsburgh steelers will win superbowl XL. it will be a close game. steelers 28 seahawks 25. or, more than likely, it will be a XL blow out, in fine superbowl tradition, 28 nothin'.

ralph klein will quit this year.

maria sharapova will play martina hingis in the 2006 australian tennis open. it will be the highest rated tennis match in the history of TV. the clear winner will be the viewing audience.

there will be a civil war in canada. liberal urbanites vs. neo-con country bumpkins. the bumpkins will have more guns but the winners will be determined by playing trivia pursuit. urbanites will win hands down.

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