Wednesday, November 03, 2004

cheer up, eh...

cheer up!!! it was just an election in a land far far away... here read this and put a smile on your face!!!

BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."

So, here we go:

The Top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine

.... 1. Nasti Spumante

now, you gotta feel better. dem americans ain't so bad, eh. they's kinda funny.


Anonymous said...

where did you get that list - hilarious!!

from Gina: "Piss-poorter"


bubba said...

either i'm a hilarious guy or i've got a whole lotta time on my hands reading crap on the www.

Kyle said...

damn. funny. damn, damn, damn funny.

definitely made me smile.

Anonymous said...

Is this real?