the breast yard sale ever!!!

3 girls abreast...

over the weekend i managed to pick up a couple of starbucks cups (regular price 15 dullah a piece) for a song of a deal at the "breast" yard sale ever. mmmm...sipping a coffee will never be the same again... (i also managed to snag a pristine dvd ("platoon"), and some cd's ("no doubt" and "tragically hip") for close to nothing!

if you've got some spare change or need a tax deduction for 2005 consider giving to the "walk for breasts"... see the sidebar for details.

onto other news...

looks like michael jackson's in the news again...

first the good news (for michael jackson), he was found not guilty on all charges. now the bad news, he's still michael jackson. ha!

the king of pop is at the very edge of a precipice, the proverbial abyss. best he get some real good advice and i don't mean from any of his present family members, or his extended entourage. he needs tough love from a someone like dr. phil.

i have alot of tolerance for eccentricity, but i offer him my advice: STOP BEING SO WEIRD. YOU'VE CREEPED US OUT FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS... but then, who am i to say?

disturbing observations:

the "fans" stationed outside the courthouse ought to get lives. it's surprising in an "advanced" society like america that first reflex is to get on tv by making a flimsy sign and standing "vigil". they celebrated like they won the 6/49. m'babies, let me tell you that mj is not the 6/49 jackpot. not even close...

by the way, i liked the idea of releasing a dove after each not guilty verdict. nice touch.

hell would have froze over, thawed, and froze over again before that jury or any jury would of found him guilty.

only in america does the jury gives a press conference after the verdict.

michael jackson will be back. better than ever... maybe in kazakhstan or afghanistan first.