hey, i made this stuff up myself...

ok, i borrowed it from my friend andrea's blog.

man, it's a slow news day. on days like this i like to tell my loyal readers somethin' about myself. i get personal questions all the time. at best, i'm elusive 'cause who the hell am i, eh?

here it goes...

what is the geekiest part of your music collection?
hilary duff. yes, but i luv her...


mmm...lotus root soup. it's all in the presentation my friends.

what do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
lotus root soup.

what is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
saving private ryan (particularly the 1st 30 minutes...)


ewww...

do you have a completely irrational fear?
snakes and rusted nails (i'm up on my tetanus shot but i'm still scared).

what is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
facial ticks particularly when i'm about to be kidnapped.

do you have too many love interests?
does this include people? can i include money? bicycling, birdwatching...

do you know anyone famous?
soapyDave.


these things been buggin' you lately?

describe your bed...
there's a legion of bed mites making it home. don't laugh. have a close look at your own beds...


"who luvs ya, baby..." - telly savalas

who would play you in a movie?
jackie chan for action flix, david cassidy for musicals, telly savalas for edgy detective dramas, russell crowe for retropective historical roman epics, john candy for deadpan comedies, that lil fish with the memory problem in that animated fish movie for animated features, tom phillips for westerns...

what do you carry with you at all times?
2.35 dullah. 2 dullah for the LRT and 0.35 dullah for an emergency phone call.


"short round" in the temple of doom...

are you happy with your given name?
i'll leave that up to my loyal readers. not bad, i think, considering it could've been "short round".

how much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
not much... in fact, i think i'd do it for free. not so good to be in front of the puter for 12/7.


i want this guy's job!

if you could only fulfill one of your fantasies, which would it be?
lead singer for AC/DC...

what was the last song you were listening to?
"the thrill is gone" by the late great b.b. king. hey, "ribbons and bows" by the late great tom phillips just came on...

have you ever been in love?
do i have to include people? if not, yes...

do you talk a lot?
nope.

do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
does being corrupt mean you're nice?

favorite fabric?
tie between rayon and torn polyester...

something you love AND hate?
the www. gwenyth paltrow. ketchup. birdwatching. bicycling.

what's the one language you want to learn?
mandarin. it really sucks having to point to a phrase in my phrasebook when i'm trying to communicate to a real chinese person...

what do you order at a bar?
sweet white wine...

what's one trait you hate in a person?
flakiness...one who uses biz lingo...

what was your most frivolous purchase?
I have 12 black skirts. IT'S STUPID.

do you consider yourself materialistic?
yes, overly. it's unbearable...

what do you cook the best?
brownies.

what kind of books do you like to read?
page-turners.

if you won the lottery, what would you do?
i wouldn't be sittin' in front of this here 'puter, eh. i'd probably hop on the next jet outta here.

burial or cremation?
i like my coffee sweet and white...

what's one thing you're a loser at?
stayin' in contact with friends. i should get some biz cards.

how many drinks before you're tipsy?
0.25 (and that's just lemonade...)

do you think you're cute?
depends on which part of me. my right elbow, yes. my left knee cap, no.